Untouchaballs

First Place

Softball - Mondays QUICKIE*7 (Fall '25)

The Untouchaballs put together a season that felt steady, confident, and downright dangerous when they were locked in. From early on, it was clear they weren’t just showing up to play—they were showing up to win. They opened with a strong statement in Week 1, shutting out Bier Blessed 5–0 behind a dominant defensive performance and the first of several standout showings from Lance P. As the season rolled on, they kept stacking quality wins, including a gritty 7–5 victory over Scared Hitless and a late-October thriller that ended in a 10–10 draw with Thirst Traps, proving they could battle it out with any lineup in the league.

Some of their best softball came in November, when things really clicked. A commanding 11–4 win over The Rubberduckies put them right back in the hunt for the top seed, fueled by timely hitting and another Player of the Game nod for Lance P. Just one week later, they took down SLUGGERNAUTS 12–8 with Shavon W leading the charge—another sign that this team had contributors everywhere in the lineup and could beat opponents in multiple ways.

All of that momentum led into Position Week, where the No. 1 vs. No. 2 matchup was theirs for the taking. And they didn’t just take it—they ran away with it. Untouchaballs exploded for 18 runs, rolling past Pitch Slappers and leaving zero doubt about who the top team really was. It was the perfect exclamation point on a season full of strong outings, clutch plays, and consistent improvement.

Congratulations to Untouchaballs, your Monday Night Softball champions! A well-earned finish to a well-played season. Let’s see what they bring next time.