I'm Tired of This Grandpa

Shia LaBeouf

That's Too Damn Bad!

One Wednesday evening at Xoso Cornhole, the squad of The Unicorns (Alex and Karissa) and The Carhartt Cornstars (James and Alynn) decided to join forces.

As the bags flew and the cider flowed, tensions ran high. Just when Alynn, aka Mr. Sir, paused before a toss, a mysterious figure appeared from behind the bar. It was none other than Shia LaBeouf, wild eyed and intense. Without warning, he pointed and bellowed,
“JUST DO IT!”

Alynn nailed the shot. The crowd (and by that, we mean a few tipsy spectators and one overly excited dog) erupted in cheers. With Shia vanishing into the night and the team riding high, one thing was clear: this chaotic cornhole crew was digging their way to greatness.